Bitches Be Crazy

Right this blog was about meant to be about “A Song That Moves Me” but by chance I have something better.

A couple of months ago Slam Dunk Festival in Leeds was announced with a quite a few of my favourite bands, dancing inside and punching the air I joined the group on Facebook for the latest news and patter.

Weeks pass and out of the blue a Glasgow date was announced so natrually it was decided we would go to that instead, forgetting to leave the Leeds group…

A few days ago I got this this random lassie adding me on Facebook, sending me constant messages and trying to get a hold of me on the chat…

This continued on for a couple of days before I took it upon myself to get rid of this stalker once and for all…

Kaytie-Leigh
hey

18:45 Kaytie-Leigh
y’alright?

18:46 Andrew
yo

18:47 Kaytie-Leigh
hey. hows it going?

18:48 Andrew
not too bad you?

18:50 Kaytie-Leigh
yeah alright, just got in from work, the ex has ghone out with his brother so got the house to myself!

18:50 Andrew
sounds like fun

18:51 Kaytie-Leigh
gonna chuck some stuff on ebay and chillax! you up to anything fun tonight?

18:53 Andrew
no really naw, just plowing through some college work

18:53 Kaytie-Leigh
aye i’ll be doing that tomorrow while im at work! Wht do you do at college?

18:55 Andrew
graphic design

18:57 Andrew
so why did you add me again?

18:58 Kaytie-Leigh
I saw you on the members list for the slam dunk leeds event, and liked your braces in your display pic! bit random I know.

I’ve added a few people, more people to party with innit!

19:00 Andrew
ah right i see

19:01 Andrew
i kept coming back to my computer and finding messages from you

19:01 Kaytie-Leigh
yeah. I talk alot. To everyone.

19:02 Andrew
cool

i just thought you found me attractive or something

19:04 Kaytie-Leigh
lol would that be a good thing or a bad thing!

19:07 Andrew
who knows lol

19:07 Kaytie-Leigh
well, you are cute.

19:09 Andrew
thanks :):)

19:09 Kaytie-Leigh
welcome

Are you staying in the Etap?

19:10 Andrew
i’m not sure

i need to sort out something

19:10 Kaytie-Leigh

its fully booked now

19:10 Andrew
so i hear

19:11 Kaytie-Leigh
i feel sorry for anyone staying there who isn’t going to slam dunk, they’re gonna be traumatised

19:12 Kaytie-Leigh
there’s a spare bed going in my room, but me and my mate are keeping most of our stuff in there so I’m not up for randoms crashing out!

19:14 Andrew
haha

19:14 Kaytie-Leigh
you are of course welcome to join us for drinkage beforehand!

I can’t wait, I just split up with my fiance so it shall be my first outing as a single lady haha

19:16 Andrew
sounds grand!

19:16 Kaytie-Leigh
are you going to the club night after? I’ll have me dancing shoes on!

19:16 Andrew
club night?

19:17 Kaytie-Leigh
yeah there’s a club night on afterwards, you have to have a slam dunk ticket to get in. aftershow party sort of thing

19:19 Kaytie-Leigh
how old are you?

19:19 Andrew
22

19:20 Kaytie-Leigh
cool

19:21 Kaytie-Leigh
who are you going with?

19:22 Andrew
just me and my mate

19:22 Kaytie-Leigh
aye me too, but there’ll be a few other people i know there too

which headliner are you gonna see?

19:23Andrew
NFG, SYG, FYS and Capdown are the bands i want to see

19:24 Kaytie-Leigh
same!

although wouldnt mind seeing alk3 either

shame its inside really, I went to the first one with fall out boy, thursday, hundred reasons, capdown and a few others and it was outside in millenium square, it was ace

19:28 Andrew
sound

19:29 Andrew
want to see some of my artwork?

19:29 Kaytie-Leigh
yeah sure :):)

brb though, gotta clean out the litter tray

fucking cats shit about 10 times a day!

19:29Andrew
fuckin nom nom nom

19:30 Kaytie-Leigh
lol I’ll bring some to slam dunk for you if you want :P:P in a little bag

19:30 Andrew
mmm

19:30 Kaytie-Leigh
save you shelling out for food n that

19:30 Andrew
and deodorant/lubricant

19:30 Kaytie-Leigh
aye yeah, you could use it for all sorts really lol

lol dunno what you’ll be doing that you’ll need lube for, but know yourself out haha

brb babe

19:32 Andrew
here’s the link http://www.clownsong.com (READER – DON’T CLICK IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE A MANS ANUS)

the thing is i’m not going to the leeds slam dunk anymore and to be honest after your stalker behaviour combined with your hunt of desperation for who’s going to be filling your meat flaps next and the fact that you are still living with your fiance makes me glad i’ll be over 200 miles from the place.

you have now been KA-BLOCKED!

As Oscar Wilde once said “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth.”