I Told You I Was Ill

Timeline:

March 8th
Go to College only to be sick in morning before class, still felt shite so I staggered home to my bed about 11:00 woke up at 18:30.

March 9th
Drag myself out of bed at 8:30 to book an appointment for the doctors.
Go to said appointment at 14:00, get diagnosed with swine flu/pig aids/bacon cold.

March 10th
Scald my left hand by trying to make vics and boiling water = fail.

March 11th
Mums gives me a pint of Guinness; cue the shits.

~long suffering period of time~

March 14th
Feeling better but still brining up bright green phelm so I turned to my amoxicillin prescription to kill the last of this disease with fire.
Later start to feel weird and everything’s trippy – goes to bed immediately.

March 15th
Cudni move. I was agile and graceful as a brick swimming, this drug business seemed like a bad idea…

Bedbound/4oD-and-iPlayer-were-my-only-friends

March 19th
Last amoxcillin pill was taken at 22:03; great success!

March 20th
Posted this fecking blog!

During my downtime I was confined to the loft as a sort of quarantine area with a makeshift bed; during this time I learned the wonders of sleep and how much time it can kill… that and 4chan.

Fuck you swine flu, fuck you.

Grond.